Do you want fries with that? The Valentine-Young wedding was awesome wish I could have stayed longer but it was fun. Especially, the night with steve and the dos valentines. The Books are pretty damn cool and Daxflame is my new favorite youtube. Scissors are also funny sometimes. But it was also the night I found out that Weekly World News has stopped its presses. That cut like a knife I must say... Speaking of cutting cheesiness I just got done watching Drive-thru and I was quite surprised at how entertaining that movie was. Actually, when it comes to slasher b-movies it was pretty perfect and try not to laugh at Morgan Spurlock. I dare ya. I cant wait to show Martha this flick. Martha and I had made it a habit to watch the local news on wsls. We dig the strange stories they broadcast and all the reporters have something funny about them but mostly we dig head anchor John Carlin because he's an unaging anchor-robot. Tonight John started a news story about a truck of pickles that turned over with "Giles county roads found themselves in a pickle..." and he totally got cutoff by Karen McNew(our new head anchor-woman) going "oooeewww" and you can tell she didnt say that because of the pickles but at that horrid pun. You can even hear her laugh a little...also this happened once to our pal Jay Warren..how he still has a job is a fucking miracle... http://www.gloob.tv/news/excuse_me_sad_story
MMmmm...shitty movies The bad thing about not having cable is the serious serious lack of really shite movies(oh lovely scifi channel...how I took you for granted). I've been really jonesing but on the walk home in the pouring rain shined a beacon of light that said MOVIE GALLERY. Inside I danced around till a second before closing time looking at all the crap that lined the shelves...Transmorphers(like transformers only twice as retarded), Fire serpent(a giant demon made of fire shows up forcing firefighters and a federal agent to figure out for two hours how to stop something made of....fire), big bad wolf(wolfman killing college kids at a cabin...again), drive thru(and I shit you not,"the mascot of a fast food chain goes on a rampage, brandishing a meat cleaver and a deep fryer to dispatch his fast food craving victims"...so much shit and so little time...oh decisions at midnight!!!
So now I'm about to sit down, eat some hotdogs, and watch a flick called The Quick and the Undead. Western + Zombies = wish me luck.
Domino loves her samurai flicks So we finished Seven Samurai finally. Great movie. Been playing with windows movie maker and the cats. Now they are you tube stars. We went to Jordans wedding this weekend and it was awesome. He and the bestmen came out to the rocky training montage theme. It was hilarious. The food was awesome....even if the chocalate fountain dribbled out chunks of doodooesque melted coacoa goodness. I can't believe I forgot Jordan's movies. I that it's just never meant to be...he did say he was going to invite us to the new place after he gets back so we can watch 300...maybe the movies we finally get back into his hands...but more than likely not. It was good to see all those cats again. One more wedding to go...hopefully.
Look I can update! Had a great time when Liz visited. Might go to Tori Spelling's Inn....$150 a night and that includes free breakfast and HAPPY HOUR...so yeah... Drunken Master is still awesome and magical after all these years. Hopefully Oceans 13 doesnt suck it hard! Krystle's wedding went better than expected....so good to see everyone again! Congrats to that girl! Martha eats free beef jerky without hesitation. We are still addicted to AMEN and Jeopardy at 7pm. Hopefully this place gets cleaner today and we get to party with mario tonight!
Finally beat Super Mario 3! That only took about 17 years!
"Is it scary?" It's probably odd and also a touch unhealthy that one of the things I look forward to most this holiday season are watching Die-Hard flicks on the tube.
Watched Gamera 2:Advent of Legion Currently the score is: Gamera 8 Giant Fucking Aliens From Deepest Space 0
I SEEEEE YOU!!! So I caught Leprechaun 6 the other day on BET and I learned that if you're street enough(or stereotyped enough) you can get away with stealing a homicidal midgets bag of monster munny.
Yay, for L.O.R.D. Good times but that random blackjack game in the forest always snags my moolah! Grrr!!
Gotta thank Liz again for that care package that's still not empty. I think my teeth may come loose before that ever happens.
Martha learned to like Applebee's again today! Thank you Tyler Florence! She also embarrased me infront of the waitress...again.
oh, and I gots new contacts!
Current Mood:clearheaded Current Music:evan valentine - a stiff drink
Tomorrow! Monsters, Ghosts, Zombies, and Candy...Halloween rocks!
Yesterday was awesome! After work me and Martha went on this ghost walk around some parts of blacksburg. We got to hear some new stories about some of the building in the town and we were privy to a few scares. It was fun! Then we gathered some pumpkins and junk food and it was off to Beth's for some carving and binging. The pumpkins look awesome. Beth got a good picture of them. And mine almost went up in flames!
I got a care package from Liz which was just bursting with crecent freshness! Especially the unexpected and hilarious surprise of the Tokyo Drift. It's always great to know people that will surprise you with bad movies just for a laugh. Speaking of shitmobiles. We keep seeing that one near the Dairy Queen everytime we drive by. I didn't think anyone would actually buy that piece but fortunately I was comically wrong.
I got to watch the origininal Dawn of the Dead again after a very long while since last viewing. It's definitely much better than I remembered. Great movie but I kinda wish they had stuck with the supposed other ending. Either way zombies fucking freak me out. Root Rot's zombie myspace podcast is so funny sometimes I could cry.
Oh, the Hokies beatdown the highest scoring team in the nation. Great game! If only the hokies didn't need to get spanked so hard before showing how good they can be. I also heard Bowden got hit in the head by a glass bottle during the game. He's fine so cue immature laughter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's a shame Miami couldn't handle Georgia tech...sigh.
Trying to get back into playing LORD. Found this Mushroom Cloud BBs site that has all those crazy Door games.
I'm so happy that I've finally been able to go back to loving to draw. I'm actually creating whole pieces and not just random sketches and forgetting about them or chucking to the sharks. I'm determined to give everything I start an ending...if that makes sense...no matter how bad I might come out thinking it is. It's satisfying and gives me much hope for things in the future.
I'm so alive these days. Who knew that living in only one timezone would fix things so much?
Current Mood: dirty Current Music:48-Dead Or Alive-Something In My House.mp3
He Be Da Pack Mule! Yeah Christmas! Yeah Family! Yeah New Years! Yeah Domino!
Spent so much money last week but it was totally worth it. I finally got to go back home. Finally got to spend time with Mommy and Poppi and my sibs! It was great! Christmas was perfect. Except I got alot more gifts that usual. I had to keep telling them that I was going to comedown again sooner and there was no need to keep thowing gifts and food at me like I was on death row. But how can I possibly complain...I haven't eaten chrismas pig in years. *DRROOOOOL* The gifts were great too. Containers and cookware. Health and beauty supplies. A wicked Flashlight. A George Forman Grizzle!!! That's Pretty killer since, let's face it, my current kitchen is kinda tight(in a bad way). I'm pretty sure a bigger kitchen could be made in a golf cart. Got a new back pack that I broke in an hour because I carry too much shit on my back. I got various other things I needed like a watch and a belt and pajamers and kung fu booties(AKA my fag shoes). Also recieved some things I didn't need like a "property of Texas" t-shirt(ha...ha...ha..mom) and a very cool Nintendo DS. The thing is ten times more fun than expected. The have really made and incredible video game handheld there. I recieved Nintendogs for the DS, which is fantastic game that really showcases all the things the whole console can do. From giving your puppy/puppies vocal commands, to walking, to petting, to grooming, and even playing uses the DS to it's utmost. From the way you flick your wrist to throw a frisbee to the way you blow on the system to create different patterns of bubble for your dog to be scared of and eventually hate you for. They are just fucking bubbles! Stop running away with your tail between your legs and pop a few you fucking miserable CUR! My only complaint is that you can't rub it's face in it's own concentrated evil. But I'm sure I'm not the only person with this complaint and the next batch of Nintendog games will probably fix all that. And my bro got me a game that I haven't played since I was like 14. Final Fantasy IV for GBA(the DS plays both GBA and DS titles). Probably the best Final Fantasy I've ever played when it comes to story. I mean who doesn't love a tale of an ex-badman who meets and befriends people that will only end up eating it hard along the way in various means. Got to see the flick SERENITY with the fambly. That was quite the great movie and I hope more of those are made. I brought the THE LAST DRAGON along and introduced Shaina to the wonder that is Bruce Leroy. I got to eat plenty of WHATABURGER and Taquiero Almieda! So DAMN GOOD!!! The Days were mostly just driving around with the rents and doing odds and ends and I got to see the old neighborhood. So much has changed! The Nights were spent nerding out with my sister and INUYASHA for the PS2 and my brother with HALF-LIFE 2 for the PC(fucking great game). My brother and sister yanked out the old MAGIC decks and we did a couple of hours of those for the last three nights before bed. Even my dad jumped in for a game. It was hilarious! You can't beat a rippin' Zombie Deck! Coming back home I got to meet up with Martha and we got to countdown the year at a great restaurant with her sister and brother-in-law and a great jazz band. It was great to finally be with her on New Year's.
Yesterday I recieved some great gifts from Seth and Suzi. I'm yoyoing as we speak(don't ask how I'm doing it while typing this up) and I'm surprised that anyone was able to fit that much of the DUKE into such a small DVD package. The probably called up John Basedow to do the honors. That man could break me in half with his eyelashes. Okay, busy busy. Better fly. Spoiled cat.
Current Mood: dirty Current Music:Jem and the Holograms - Who Is He Kissing
Do they know its halloween? Sadly, Halloween is over officially....sigh.. I got as much halloween stuff done as possible but I always want to do more before the holiday ends. Watched a lot of halloweeny movies like Haute Tension, Tremors, Friday the 13th, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Dead, Stink of Flesh, the Garfield and Peanuts specials, Halloween, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Spiders, Pythons,...some more bad ones that I can't think of right now. You'll probably remember later and be all like "Damn, that was awesome"...oh wait, sunday we watched the kinda/sorta sequel to the classic CBS film LOCUSTS....VAMPIRE BATS!!!! It was hilarious. Lots of cliches(protecting your hair? CHECK Broom? CHECK CHECK CHECK) but not enough young kiddies eating it. Lucy Lawless is still wicked awesome. And I think next sunday we'll all gather together again around some CBS for the higher budgeted CATERGORY 7 THE END OF THE WORLD!!! Moving on... Sumo looked adorable in his Count Fatula costume. Poor cat. Didnt get to carve a pumpkin but made up for it by going to Chris and Olivias Halloween Bash. It was fun. We got sauced. Wish I had had a chance to get more sleep before going though. Spent ass loads of cash as well. My costume was supposed to be Joey Ramone but finding a decent Ramone-cut wig is like crazy impossible(especially last minute..heh heh..ahem) So I bought a couple of wigs and just kept changing Joeys doo throughout the night and freaking out poor Olivia. Still need to see pics of her and Chris' wedding. I was supposed to attempt another hilarious Dance off with that one cat from the reception but he couldn't make it to the shindig. It would have SO been HAMMERTIME! Played the new Evil Dead game for the halloween season as well. It's definitely the best one yet. And it's also hilarious. Some parts had me rolling more than the movies did. Nice job Ashley. You still got it. Bought me a giggly Pacman shirt from Powerup Tees. They want a pick of me wearing it to put on the site. That might be a bad idea. I'll just put that badboy on and a smile and see them place THAT on thier site. HAHAHAHAHAHA..oh the hilarity! Seriously though, I dig the shirt and I'm thinking of picking up the Los Santos Is For Lovers t-shirt as well because, that shit is funny. Especially since I'm in the VA. Okay, this cat needs attention. GOOD LUCK MARTHA!
Looks like Chupacabra: Dark seas is going to play thursday and its my night off...so yeah...killer.
Current Mood: hot Current Music:DO THEY KNOW ITS HALLOWEEN?
It Even Scared Mr.Skeleton Haute Tension is a scare classic. Couldn't have picked a better title for this movie. Alexandre Aja....you executed this movie so brilliantly. It's been decades since a flick like this has been made. Oh my god...
...damn nice.
Current Mood: scared Current Music:Soulwax - e talking
TING THE PRADU CHAMPION!!! So both me and My dad agree. Ong-Bak is beyond awesome. Quite a miracle Mui Thai flick from some great old school actionmovie loving freaks. Watching Tony Jaa makes me train that much harder. He performs everything beautifully. Glad my dad loved that movie as much as I did. It's good to see that he hasn't changed much. Hopefully, I will be heading out to see everyone soon. Everythings just getting bettter and better lately. Also Transporter 2(Luc Besson and Corey Yuen keep up the good work!)
And right on cue Domino drops a fatty D-bomb. How bloody cute.....
Okay, all clean! YAY FELINE PINE!!!
October is here and it's awesome as usual. I love halloween time. Hopefully, I'll see mad scary movies and hit up Olivia and Chris's Halloween party this year. I still need to acquire my Ramones gear. Had a blast with some bookstore cats at El Rodeo on monday. They seem like great bunch of people and I always come away having a great time with them.
Things of interest to your nerdy ass: I don't know why I didn't really think of it before but last week I got into looking for music videos that I used to record and watch back when I was a youngn' and I found some great websites with a great variety of videos of today and way back in the day. I finally got to show Martha Rockwell's Somebody's watching me and I found Unkle's Rabbit in your headlights video. We even got caught up in watching those goofy Alicia Silverstone Aerosmith vids as well. Kick It by Peaches is an awesome Romero inspired vid that is just hilarious. I'm pretty positive all of Iggy Pops energy comes from his magically shiny leather pants. The latest Burnout game, Burnout Revenge if one hell of game sequel. Its an improvement on everything you didn't think needed improving. Yes, even the level of fun being had while playing is greater than the last game. Criterion is genius! Been reading this fun book I found at Barnes the other day. It's called Gil's All Fright Diner. So far it's pretty damn entertaining. Kinda like those bad horror movies I love watching. But recently I opened up the to the dedication page and found something I didn't thing I'd ever see anywhere.... "This Book is dedicated to the following people in order of importance:
To Me, because I wrote it.
To Mom, without whom I probably wouldn't have.
To the men and women of the DFW Writer's Workshop. Their wise advice made this book better, although I'll later deny I ever said anything of the sort and claim this part of the dedication is a typo.
And to Don "The Dragon" Wilson"
That's right kids...it's an actual dedication to king B-martial arts-action-moviestar and 10 time world kickboxing champion Don Wilson. SHOCK AND AWED!!!
Current Mood: cold Current Music:Peaches(featuring Iggy Pop) - Kick It!
YAY, MR. SKELETON!!! So sleep deprived! Yay for day offs! Just finished watching Corpse Bride. It was undeaderific!!! Before that I was crashed out on my 70's style couchy for a couple hours. Before that I was showing Martha the awesomeness of the "Popped Collar".....actually it was pretty horrible but I think I convinced myself otherwise for about 60 seconds. Before that I was wolfing down a Bronx Bomber with my favorite girl at a busy busy Macado's. I love Game Days! During the meal she insisted that I open a restaurant called Nerdies with all sorts of nerdy memorabilia and equally nerdy waitstaff but maybe that's not such a hot idea because it's hard to have an appetite when a gross mcnerdface is trying to take your order after pulling a three day noshower D&D fest. Before that I was washing the nights stank off me in my killer new shower! Before that I was....uhh...yeah... *Woa...I got really weak just now. Didn't realize how hungry by body was. Thank god my papa John invented the Spinach Alfredo Pizza. Thanks DAD! Moving on.... Before that I snuggled an incredible fat animal and I watched a fish balance an algae tablet on it's head for like 6 seconds before eating it. What a talented sucky animal! Before that I was clocking out from another sweaty 12 hour shift.
Now I will eat and then read someone some Encyclopedia Brown(he totally hearts Bugs Meany) before crashing for the rest of my life. Saturday rocked!
Current Mood: hungry Current Music:evanvale - 251f[1]
Just got back from work...I smell like what shit might shit out if they had a digestive tract. Domino is saying "hi" in the only way she knows how...by purring and biting me. Let's drop a post shall we.
So lots of Zombie related stuff happened since the last post. Bought a Copy of The Stink Of Flesh. Me and Martha watched it and it is now one of my favorite Zombie movies of all time. For an indy-flick made with only 3grand they really made a pretty damn good movie. Matool is righteously cool.*pets Domino forever* The ending is well done also. Watched Land of the Dead finally with Liz and Martha. It was pretty good...not as good as Night or Dawn but still pretty decent. Definitely watch it for some of the gore effects because Romero and his team did a tremendous job there. This movie definitely had the whole audience jumping or going "Eeewwwww" every other minute which is always a great great thing. Hopefully the DVD will flesh out the characters more like the Dawn remake. Domino is fucking hilarious. Playing a quick little Zombie RPG everyday called Urban Dead. It's quick but fun. I made my character jump out a window of a highrise so I could be one of the shambling undead quickly and now I run around searching for more people to bite and kill. Join in the Zombie fun! So far four people are now a nasty undead thing because of me. Hee hee. It's kinda like the Zombie Infection Simulater only with real people online. Can't wait to finally move to the new place. Sumo has entered our lives also and we couldn't be happier with his chunky ass. Aaawwww he's so cute!
Current Mood: dirty Current Music:Twista - Slow Jamz Ft Kanye West and Ja
Woaahohoho...there! YIPPEE!!! What a great little minivacation with the Martha V. We took a drive all the way to downtown portsmouth for Oliva and Chris's big day. And it was great! We got to stay with Cat and Rob and I finally go to meet their beautiful kitties. Terance is quite huge but the friendliest cat in the world and the other was trying to pull off her ghost impression the whole time I was there...too bad...so furry! The wedding was beautiful. The priest was funny. The church was out of this world. And the wedding reception was super fun.(it's hard not to get down to M.C. Hammer). Then we got to see all around portsmouth. We took a carriage ride with these beautiful and powerful horses. And we got to see the HoneyMooners one last time by accident as they waited for a ride as well. There's so much interesting history in Portsmouth. I can't wait to come back....also we met a Mason and he told us some of thier secrets....SPOOOKY! Then it was off to the BEACH for the last day! I haven't swam in the ocean in almost a decade so it was so much fun to get back in there. Even if we all got burnt. Also the ride there and back was fun also the whole time. Even when we missed an exit or two. Jerky, Hatorade, Newspaper artictles, funny motorists, ugly cars, and fast food. Lovely!
Current Mood: devious Current Music:Alex - Street Fighter 2 - Ryu
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